No Way He Could Have Seen That Coming
[caption id="attachment_2426" align="alignnone" width="400"] It still works[/caption] It's getting so tough for burglars these days. It's not enough that they have to worry about homeowners having guns, bats, knives, samurai swords, or dogs, now they might be faced with medieval short spears as well. The whole article is definitely worth reading, but I have to quote my favorite part, as said by the homeowner and spear-enthusiast Jimmy Morgan Jr: "He started retreating and I started advancing and I was stalking him here, you never cross your legs, and I cornered him right here." See, Jimmy knows the importance of good footwork. If the burglar had understood that, maybe he'd be free and clear now instead of in jail. Live and learn!